nomadnoah:

german arms designer in wwii who hasnt left the drawing board in 7 years and just invented the luftfaust, knowing the war will be over in mere weeks: we’ll just give our conscripts dumb fire rockets and call it anti air, hell I mean we love our engineering so we’ll just hand this to anyone who has a mathematics degree

18 year old german conscript in wwii, has never seen a gun because he lives on a family farm in a rural area, circa 1945: yo what the fuck lol

I mean, more like…

German Arms Designer realizing that the falling Reich is still trying to find that Wunderwaffe, and not wanting to go to the front lines: Pfffffffttttt lookit this bullshit, produce it!