One of these days.

pudgeruffian:

I’m gonna be really tired.

I’m gonna be really tired, and I’m gonna be juggling working on commissions and completing school work. As I often do.

And when I’ve finished both, and I go to send them to their respective destinations-

My Commissioner is going to get a 12 page, MLA formatted, mock business report about the benefits of improving employee retention and job satisfaction in the work place and what steps can be taken to turn a failing company from the brink of foreclosure…

…and my middle aged, mother of 3, Midwestern Christian, white bread, Class Instructor is going to get a high resolution image of a petite witch girl getting fucked into a coma by a writhing pit of tentacles complete with internal shots, impregnation, and drool…


And that…

Will be the day I die.

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