gjallarhornallewerk:

official-deutschland:

adhdheather:

to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes

five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsolete_German_units_of_measurement

A mile is how far a healthy man with a typical load can walk in an hour.

Wait, correction, a mile is a thousand paces.  A League is how long a healthy man with a typical load can walk in an hour.  Among other meanings.