AR-15: Y’know, Sangvis don’t really seem good at fighting, but they never really completely surrender either.
M16A1: Put down that fucking milkshake and dig a fuckin’ hole.
AR-15: Why, so I can be more like the teacher’s pet?
M16A1: Yeah, that’s exactly it. You should be more like SOPMOD.
AR-15: More like SOPMOD? MORE LIKE SOPMOD!?
*camera pans over to reveal SOPMOD-II digging a literal foxhole using her hands like a dog*
UMP9: Hey. There’s kids holding hands.
UMP45: Oh cute. Don’t shoot ‘em, Nine.
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