xenodile:

genderflaccid:

pyronoid-d:

imagine if you went into a Burger King and all the staff behind the register were perfectly identical and also they were all formerly literal built-for-combat war machines

A burger king full of IDW….

Actually it’s the other way ‘round. All the Griffin & Kruger T-dolls that the player interacts with are civilian models that have been retrofitted for combat, which is why they’re all so eccentric and unique.

Imagine walking into a military base and being greeted by a platoon of costumed theme park employees.