joasakura:

iconuk01:

fairgu-nikko:

audible-smiles:

officialoislane:

This is legitimately the most horrifying tweet I’ve seen in a long time

Superman’s only weakness outside of magic and kryptonite is a hard spanking from daddy

“[Superman] being spanked by President Eisenhower”… a sentence I never expected to read… and now rather wish I hadn’t.

And Ike looks damn excited to be slapping some Kryptonian buttocks.

Welp.