the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:

my 16th century ancestor: What is thy profession?

me: Well we have this box you see, called a computer. And it is like a painting I guess… But the painting can change and move at will depending on what I command it to do.. So I command it to show me naked anime girls all day..

my 16th century ancestor: ???

me: Lewd parchments of the East. An unlimited supply for no coin.

my 16th century ancestor: !!!