uss-edsall:

“… so when you spray the mirror don’t just let it sit there, get a towel out and wipe until it’s dry”

three sailors, simultaneously: “oh THAT is how you do it!”

I had to teach soldiers how to do their own laundry.  After babbling some shit at me earlier that day about how they were “grown-ass men”.

Fucking clean the lint screens you shitheads.