randal-mcmandal:

basedheisenberg:

>set up exchange with scavengers

>black market weapons for unregistered credit chips and Big Mac E-Coins

>scavengers show up late, have the payment but it’s all in credit chips, no Big Mac E-coins

>credit chips turn out to be registered to the Target-Mart corporation

>scavengers stole Target-Mart credit chips and tried to pass them off

>ohsynth.rom

>Target-Mart Loss Prevention And Tactics Squad drop on our position

>blind fire with a McTec-9 from behind a suicide booth while my cybernetic implant fights off Target-Mart tort malware

>manage to upload payment information to a band of child mercenaries I contract to for import/export purposes

>they scramble in through an air filtration system and deploy anti-material rifles against the Target-Mart LPATS, rifles are enormous so one holds it while the other fires and reloads

>run out of Big Mac Coins, McTec-9 stops firing

>LPATS start to retreat after 10 minutes because cost of operation wasn’t meeting the deductible on the credit chips’ insurance

>scavengers are by his point pulpy skidmarks on the pavement

>child mercs charge my debit card and strip whats left of the scavengers equipment and drugs, I
escape back to shitty apartment

>landlord ambushes me with a shotgun and demands my rent, refuses to take credit chips

>don’t have any Big Mac Coins so he shoots me in the head

>consciousness backup transmitter sends my cognitive process to a nearby clone bank,
still Big Mac Coin less so my consciousness has to work it off

>have to spent 400 hours as the run-time process for a McDonalds Ice Cream Machine before they’ll clone me a new body

>machine never works, pass time by flirting with the cute girl’s consciousness operating the Debit/Credit/Coin scanner

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever read.

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