a-40k-author:

grimdarkdarkgrimnessofgrimdark:

I’m torn between “give me comedic Orkz who speak like hooligans and call this wotzitz and gubbins” and “give me the terrifying Green Tide that washes away millions of innocents in an orgy of blood and death” and I don’t know if I can reconcile the two. 

It’s my life’s work to give you both. 

Orks from a human’s perspective; brute apes bred for war that are capable of going from stone-age technology to inter-system space flight within the time frame of a generation or two.

Orks from their own point of view; da komedy ladz.