thoodleoo:

ancient greek 1: alright my dude we have just finished this pretty cool temple to dionysus
ancient greek 2: right on my man
ancient greek 1: feels like it’s missing something tho
ancient greek 2: hmmm
ancient greek 1: hmmm
ancient greek 2: how about a couple of colossal phalloi
ancient greek 1: a couple of what
ancient greek 2: some giant dick statues, gods like that right?
ancient greek 1:
ancient greek 2: and maybe we could put some cool pictures on the front. like maybe a chicken with a dick for a neck
ancient greek 1:
ancient greek 2:
ancient greek 1: we better get started on this agathon, because as soon as we’re done with these giant dicks i’m building a temple to you