incorrect-primarchs-quotes:

Guilliman: Where’s Horus?

Alpharius: Doing stuff.

Guilliman: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Magnus?

Alpharius: Trying to stop Horus from doing the stuff.

Guilliman: And Lorgar?

Alpharius: Trying to stop Magnus from stopping Horus from doing the stuff.

Guilliman: I see. And what are you doing here, Alpharius?

Alpharius: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Lorgar from stopping Magnus from stopping Horus from doing the stuff.

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