gjallarhornallewerk

frosty-the-snowden:

trilllizard420:

kvothbloodless:

showerthoughtsofficial:

We have no problem turning straight characters gay but would never turn gay characters straight

Alchemists spent centuries trying to turn iron into gold, but never gold into iron.

Alchemists also drank fucking mercury and everyone who reblogged that kid unironically probably should too

ayrenn:

saundering:

ayrenn:

how do you think incels feel when they come to this website and see women wanting to fuck junkrat and pennywise but not them?

I read this in a very accusatory tone

honestly this is my favourite addition to this post bc if you read it as being accusatory it becomes hilarious

burn-away-the-flags–begin-again:

“You say you hate cops but what if you need to call them for yourself”

rcktpwr:

johncribati:

heythereratatouille:

heythereratatouille:

shrek is 15 years old today

shrek is 16 years old today

Shrek is 17 years old today

hes almost legal

gaylibertariansc:

flaming-fruitcake:

ja-khajay:

ja-khajay:

that one extremely homoerotic painting of a babylonian man listening to a babylonian twink playing babylonian harp. that one

yeah

I’m the twink

Well fuck me, that description really nailed this.

whiskyblossoms:

himeshirayuki:

forgotten highlight of 2017: season 4 of sherlock was literally so bad that the fans that somehow still existed were completely convinced it was intentionally bad and there was gonna be a secret fourth episode that fixed everything

True highlight of 2017: Despite being on tumblr daily I was completely unaware of that there even was a season 4 of Sherlock.

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

gaycatdotcom:

I Must Crack Open a Cold One, But I Have No Boys.

You Require the Milkshake

aggrokawaii:

pfcanimal:

aggrokawaii:

brunhiddensmusings:

pochowek:

pondwitch:

tyloriousrex:

chrissongzzz:

So how do they make that?

This just raises more questions for me 🤦🏾‍♂️

what the FUCK

this is whats called a ‘coffer dam’, you basically build some walls, drop them in the water, tie them together, and then pump out the water from your new hole in the water so you can build while staying dry

its oddly not that hard- the flippin ROMANS were able to do it with logs and mud

occasionally particularly devious people would use this to hide treasure or tombs underneath the river so its not only impossible to find but impossible to get to without an engineer division

I would be terrified every single moment working in that thing.

To be fair, @aggrokawaii you’d probably be terrified of every construction environment, when push to the extremes. Working on steel beam skeletons of sky scrapers, around the high voltage of live line repairs, in the nuclear environment of a nuclear generator, he’ll even around the falling giants of lumberjacks have become accustomed too.

This shit happens everyday, in order to sustain the way of life you’ve grown accustom too.

K