Me to my gamer friends: Thanks for the revive Andrew, but look out! There are more enemy soldiers coming in to flank us. Jessie, Luke, get to cover, I’ll lay down some suppressing fire!
i still want a duke nukem game where he’s the same character but like, the world is actually interesting and deep and the humor comes from the clash between the universe and him
antagonist: *explains his nuanced motivations in a way that makes you almost empathize with his position. truly, this world is not black and white and merely shades of gray-*
Duke Nukem: BLOW IT OUT YER ASS *kicks him in the balls hard enough to kill him*
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