No official piece of Overwatch media has come even close to touching the perfection of TF2′s “Meet The” videos.
The single line “And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it’s CALLED A ZOO” is better than the entirety of Soldier 76′s cinematic
“It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds” has more character and charm than all of the Overwatch comics combined.
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TF2 will never come close to this precise moment of objective perfection
‘My birthdate,’ she says, noticing Ventanus watching her.
‘There were two codes,’ he says.
‘I have two birthdays. My organic incept, and my date of full-plug modification. Hesst knew both.’
‘You were close,’ notes Ventanus.
‘Yes,’ she replies. ‘He was, I suppose, my husband. My life partner. The Mechanicum does not think in such old-fashioned terms, and our social connections are more subtle. But yes, captain, we were close. A binary form. I miss him. I do this for him.’
The lift shutters open. For a second, Ventanus felt envious. However approximate to standard human her relationship with Hesst might have been, it was still something.
to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes
five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile
To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.
to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes
five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile
To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.
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