Sir Terry Pratchett is a master of the written word but he ain’t shit for the way he trained me to accept dumb naming conventions because i got three missed calls on my phone from Scam Likely and I spent like half a day wondering who I knew named Scam.
Is there anything more cursed than a white early twenties military history nerd who says “I’m just saying….you have to admire its efficiency…”
the eternal joke here is that nazi industrial policy was stupendously inefficient
developing fourty-seven types of tank and having none of them end up being any good is actually FANTASTIC military strategy and not at all a waste of anyone’s time
If you waste away your industry trying to find that Perfect Superweapon that will totally Win The War,
YOU
ARE
VALID.
The War is ending, you’re losing. Every single Kar 98 and StG 44 you can get out the door is another rifle you can point at numerically and materially superior foes. It makes total sense, then, to piss away as much of your small arms manufacturing capacity as possible on a vast menagerie of weapons that are, for one reason or another, impractical to field.
eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer
Fork
Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin
Uhm you seem to forget that « chips » can also mean fries ? And thats probably what they were talking about haha
i did not forget anything. i purposefully ignore the idea of using British vocabulary to do my part in helping it die out
The story of Superman and Moses are actually very similar. Both were sent away in a capsule, as their family was about to be killed, and were adopted into another family. After reaching adulthood, they used their special powers to benefit those around them
It’s almost as if the story of Moses was important to the creators of Superman in some way
me, on all fours after 30 minutes of dicking: “Have you heard about Kvatch? They say that daedra came from Oblivion and burned the whole city to the ground!“
“The Feed Bag isn’t fancy, but it fills you up.”
“If you’re looking for books, First Edition is the only place in the city to find them.”
“I understand the Fighters Guild is looking for new members. Seems a bit odd, but that’s what I hear.”
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