fuckboypolice:

gaming-succubus:

inthenameofpeacewemakewar:

meanmulatto:

British ppl rlly got thr short end of the stick could u imagine getting fucked by a brit “cheers love give us a cum” like absolutely not!!!!!

The upside is that, nine times out of ten, our accent is like liquid sex to most American women.  ‘Cause what would you rather hear? 

“Ay, baybee.  You got a fine ass.  You wanna go somewhere and fuck?” 

-or-

“You look positively radiant, my dear.  Would you like to stop for a cup of coffee somewhere on the way back to my place?”  

oh my god

oh my god

oh my god

oh my god

oh my god

oh my god

oh my god

hearthawk:

manycats:

ordinaryredtail:

kittymaverick:

Can someone please tell me this was a pair that was trying to do the death spiral that mating birds of prey do, and somehow in the process they ended up stuck on a road sign.

Because if it is, this is definitely one of the funniest “Okay, maybe we WERE a little bit over our head when we started this…” moments.

I doubt it. One of these birds is a juvenile (the top) while the other is an adult (bottom). The juvenile would have no interest in mating.

Honestly when I see hawks doing stupid stuff 9/10 times its a harris hawk—this seriously just looks like one of those stupid hawks time. They are one of the only social raptors, so this leads to some funny things, like

Stacking

The harris hawk argument for stacking is “your back is less Pokey than a cactus so imma use it”

Not even falconers are safe…

They even hold hands

Please, what are you doing harris hawks, learn how to hawk

Harris hawks try to act like the big, tough raptors, such as buteos and eagles, but they are really just over-ambitious goofballs. I will always have a deep love for some harrises!

kinghoagieofhoagiemountain:

dietmountainmadewka:

laanatomiadelodio:

tilthat:

TIL that a single Finnish man hid in the Finland forests during WW2 and killed over 500 Soviets in less than 100 days. He was nicknamed “White Death” by the Soviets and they focused missions entirely on him.

via reddit.com

Sounds like praising nazi collaborators, but ok

you’re right, Finland should have let themselves be invaded and subjugated by the soviet military lest they be called racist 70 years after the fact

Germany never really got super involved in Finland outside of weapon shipments either, it was mostly a way to sell off old stocks of tanks and planes with an “enemy of my enemy is my friend” view on the whole situation. Germany only saw them as a potential distraction for the Soviets and nothing more.

Rich, coming from a Spaniard.