that one really eloquent australian dude getting arrested for dining and dashing is my idol tbh
this guy
I feel like this guy is an English nobleman from 100 years ago sent into the future and didn’t think he had to pay for food because of his status
AND YOU SIR?????
ARE YOU WAITING TO RECEIVE MY LIMP PENIS??????
christ i just cannot stop thinking about this video. every word out of this man’s lips is delivered with such majesty and grace that you almost forget he’s screaming about his dick after refusing to pay for a meal
Nothing captures the feeling of Halo more than getting into the chaos of combat putting great risk to yourself to save your fellow marines and continuously leading the charge as a vanguard with all that firepower at your back.
this is the polar opposite of marathon
Whenever I did co-op campaign with a friend in the original trilogy, the random marine (usually ODST) to join us in the passenger seat of the warthog is named “Billy”.
Our goal was to always give Billy a rocket launcher or another strong weapon and take him as far as possible through the level until the game literally forces you not to bring anyone with.
Dates to ca. 1307–1275 B.C., northern Mesopotamia, 54.3 cm long, and made of bronze.
This curved sword bears the cuneiform inscription “Palace of Adad-nirari, king of the universe, son of Arik-den-ili, king of Assyria, son of Enlil-nirari, king of Assyria,” indicating that it was the property of the Middle Assyrian king Adad-nirari I (r. 1307–1275 B.C.).
The inscription appears in three places on the sword: on both sides of the blade and along its (noncutting) edge. Also on both sides of the blade is an engraving of an antelope reclining on some sort of platform.
All printed material was lost in Fontaine’s Twin Burnings.
I belong to a monastic order dedicated to preserving knowledge of the Unburnt World, a cybermonk meditating on the digital abyss.
It is impossible to research anything, for every image and description of every historical person, thing, place, and concept has been replaced with that of an anime waifu.
Any attempt to dig past this waifuwall results in twenty thousand moe AI spirits calling me a cuck
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