catchymemes:

/an/ is pure

cubert-chulainn:

“ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?”

browsedankmemes:

Only one thing… via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2KBFoJU

peashooter85:

One night I dreamed a dream.

As I was walking along the beach with my Emperor.

Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my life.

For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand,

One belonging to me and one to my Emperor.

After the last scene of my life flashed before me,

I looked back at the footprints in the sand.

I noticed that at many times along the path of my life,

especially at the very lowest and saddest times,

there was only one set of footprints.

Then Mork smashed me on the back of head

And Gork smashed my teef in.

responsiblegunowner:

diamondguls:

moontouched-moogle:

the-x-button:

dojyaan:

metalslugx:

dojyaan:

why do i live in a world where i can’t own one of these

They’re called Funko Pop

the worst part is, the D44M funko pops look nothing like those rad mini doom guys from the game

i mean look at this absolute trash

those fucks just HAD to include the soulless eyes UNDER HIS FUCKING VISOR

and you cant even move the limbs around or anything

fuck funko

To this day I still can’t get over the fact that @diamondguls pointed out the Funko Pop looks like fucking Spurdo wearing Doomguy’s helmet

fugg

The only pop vinyls that don’t creep me out are the Babymetal Girls.

ruoyuart:

Doctrinal beliefs of the Salamanders.

captainsnoop:

people who refused to give Nier Automata’s story a chance because porn of 2B exists but then bought and played Detroit Become Human when the creator is an actual sexual harasser and bend over backwards to make excuses for it because they want to see a cop fuck a slave catcher are the bastards of the earth

brothadom:

classy-viking:

love everything about this. the girls making fun of the boys, the endless dumb fun the boys are having, its pure

This is what boys will be boys was always supposed to mean

When I was a kid my Old Man told me, “If you want a rusty gun, use WD 40.” He used Hoppe’s #9 solvent, and 3inOne oil to lube and protect his guns. If nothing else is available WD 40 can be used as a solvent, and it will displace water. But it is a poor protectant and too thin for use as a lubricant. Instead, you can use motor oil, white grease or petroleum jelly. In a pinch, Neosporin from your First Aid kit will work. =BCE56=

coffeeandspentbrass:

This. WD40 also attracts dirt like a mother fucker, same with non-synthetic motor oil.

See, my experience is that WD40 is a good long term protectant, and very, very short term lubricant. But if you’re not about to fire an open bolt weapon, or pack your rifle into a safe for two years, it’s utterly useless.