onion-souls:

The year is 2853.

All information has been digitized.

All printed material was lost in Fontaine’s Twin Burnings.

I belong to a monastic order dedicated to preserving knowledge of the Unburnt World, a cybermonk meditating on the digital abyss.

It is impossible to research anything, for every image and description of every historical person, thing, place, and concept has been replaced with that of an anime waifu.

Any attempt to dig past this waifuwall results in twenty thousand moe AI spirits calling me a cuck

This is my story.

A Canticle for Weebowitz.

carnival-phantasm:

quinn-silversmith:

carnival-phantasm:

carnival-phantasm:

The Porn Bot ARG is just the latest news about Death Stranding. Kojima made Norman Reedus learn how to make gifs and use tumblr so he could fuck with us

Mads Mikkelsen, eating potato chips in his pajamas and editing angel images on photoshop to make glitchy gifs, as per Hideo Kojima’s instructions: “Haha, I don’t know what’s going on! This is fun!”

okay, but the whole “Do you like to teleport” is a reference to the music video that was released to act as a prequel to the storyline of death-stranding; where it’s explained the whole “time being fucked up” thing is caused by a teleportation experiment gone wrong by some mobster like figures, and the lady in the icon is the same lady from the video that ends up becoming the first one of those black shadow things…

So I’m not sure if this was meant to be a shitpost but you’re literally right

The more I try to stray away from sanity, the closer I get to Mr. Kojima’s vision 

A reminder that apperently any art posted on DA is now owned by them according to the terms of service

sub-res:

I’m not at all fluent in legalese but I couldn’t find anything in their ToS that explicitly stated something like that. The skeeviest thing I could find in it was this:

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Let me know if I missed something tho because I don’t like using that dinosaur of a website much to begin with. I could go on a long tangent on why I think it sucks ass but for now I’ll just say that I maintain it out of some (likely misguided) sense of loyalty. It’s the place where I started out with art and I still have a handful of followers on there that were around from the beginning.

Since apparently this comes up every time someone actually reads an art website’s ToS, that particular clause basically allows them to generate thumbnails, slap the DA watermark on it, potentially incorporate it into an advertising banner/slideshow, that kind of thing.  It’s a giant cover my ass for trying to sue Deviantart because someone stole your stuff off of it.  And like most legalese, it’s basically boilerplate to cover as many bases as possible.

Do the Mini-14.

gunsandgunquestions:

Hey @sixgunpunklum1978, time to make fun of your shitty meme rifle. 

The Mini-14 is the right hand man to the Model 70 in fudd-tiers, it’s a gun that has been defended by 50 year old fat dads from Maine to Alaska, everything about this gun is mediocre in comparison to both the rifles it is competing against and the rifles it came from. 

Designed by Jim Sullivan and Bill “fuck your rights” Ruger and first made in 1973, the Mini-14′s been the “why bother” of rifles. I mean it’s been minorly adopted by shit like the French police, Rhodesia and so on. And it’s got more death tolls on it than “muh assault weapon AR-15″. Besides the ‘86 Miami shooting, you have the Canuck Ecole Polytechnique massacre which would birth the shitty Canadian gun laws I make fun of every second, the 2011 Norway attacks which killed 77, 69 specifically with a Mini 14 and a shooting in ‘92 down in South Africa where 9 were killed. The mediocre semi-auto has more of a death toll than the gun that will piss off your annoyingly political cousin.

Really, the Mini-14′s a mediocre rifle in comparison to everything else. The mags are both specific to the gun and a nose in rock back style that is the most stubborn to actually work properly. I’ve handled everything from G3′s, M14′s and FAL’s and the worst magazine to get out was a rinky dink Mini-14. Course considering Bill Ruger designed it, I’m sure that’s to keep me from using any big mags because Bill Ruger was more opposed to the 2nd Amendment than the entirety of California’s legislature. 

The sights are a rear peep so they aren’t entirely shit, the recoil is mild because 5.56, the accuracy is decent, blah blah blah. The Mini’s just sorta there in the market place, hell I don’t even know why Ruger still makes it when they already have their own flavor of AR-15 that makes this thing useless. The only reason this is still alive is because fudd’s like it because it’s an M14 style rifle without the weight of the M14 thus they can still hypeman both of them. And no amount of “muh Ayy-Team” will make this anything more than a mediocre rifle for mediocre shooters.