whatever-singularity:

conorthebarbarian:

minisoc:

luvmangosdope:

minisoc:

He bombed seven nations at once, families literally sleep in the same room so if there’s a drone strike they die together. He initiated the habit of designating all males over 17 as enemy combatants if they’re in the area of targets to “decrease” the civilian death counts. He made it policy that US citizens can be killed if they’re in foreign nations. He made teenagers primary targets. He deported more people than any other president back to the violence they fled from. He prosecuted and jailed more whistleblowers than any other president. He continued and escalated every one of Bush juniors policies and associated his name with terror the world over. But you know the glo or whatever

Predominantly lies!!!! Go play in traffic

He bombed seven nations at once, families literally sleep in the same
room so if there’s a drone strike they die together. He initiated the
habit of designating all males over 17 as enemy combatants if they’re in
the area of targets to “decrease” the civilian death counts. He made it
policy that US citizens can be killed if they’re in foreign nations. He
made teenagers primary targets. He deported more people than any other
president back to the violence they fled from. He prosecuted and jailed
more whistleblowers than any other president. He continued and escalated
every one of Bush juniors policies and associated his name with terror
the world over. But you know the glo or whatever

Sorry about your finger injury preventing you from googling. Get well soon.

Liberalism is a political ideology primarily concerned with the appearance of things.

Beretta 92FS.

gunsandgunquestions:

The 80′s to 90′s default hand gun still alive today because sometimes you need a gun that’s both a gun and a blunt force trauma weapon as well. The 92FS has been deceptively average at existing in the modern world, both in being military sidearm for Captain Intervention and being more common in police departments the world over than donuts and corruption. 

So what is there to talk about? Well let’s see, 15 round magazines which are average, sights that are average, reliability that is good enough, the Beretta knows what it is after and doesn’t give a shit about any possibility there-of. Everything about this gun is average and it has one thing that most average guns don’t.

You won’t have a fleet of dickheads defending this thing like it’s the be-all end-all of handguns, because they don’t care.

Because they can let it sit for 5 years and still have it run.

Safety is still shit.

aggrokawaii:

fallout fanbase: hey this dialogue wheel is pretty bad! please fix it for the next game

todd howard: got it, no npcs!

fallout fanbase: wait, no, that’s not what we meant-

todd howard: because fans of a single player story-driven rpg series want an online-only pvp game with NO ONE to interact with besides OTHER HUMANS and minimal to no actual RPG elements!

fallout fanbase, sobbing: please…please stop…todd, please, we’re sorry we called you todd coward all those years, PLEASE-

we need codec calls back

hackerfucker:

snake: hnnnnnnnng …Otacon! what is this moist colorful child

otacon: snake! that’s an inkling!

snake: *grumble* inkling?

otacon: inklings are unique cephalopodic organisms who developed the ability to transform between a bipedal humanoid form and a smaller squidlike one to move quickly through their own ink secretions! they have a fascinating culture thats analogous to ours in many respects, particularly Tokyo street fashion!

snake: hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm … so you’re saying .. that even though it looks like a kid now, its also a squid now

otacon: thats right! you should try to communicate with one!

snake: what do you want me say?

otacon: try this: “woomy”

snake: …… *growling* woomy ….

uss-edsall:

kineticpenguin:

uss-edsall:

Ten bucks says that magical girls have shitty grades because they’re spending all their time fighting baddies rather than studying

“Grades are falling, she’s always tired, is… is it drugs? Is it the maryhwana?”

“There’s been reports of a girl fighting criminals in a frilly dress who matches her description, except her hair is pink. No, that can’t be her.”