fergzillar:

Me to my gamer friends: Thanks for the revive Andrew, but look out! There are more enemy soldiers coming in to flank us. Jessie, Luke, get to cover, I’ll lay down some suppressing fire!

Them:

lost-voices-and-weary-hearts:

Local Lesbians Temporarily Evict Roommates to do what they always do but in Fancy Dresses.

snarthurt:

snarthurt:

i still want a duke nukem game where he’s the same character but like, the world is actually interesting and deep and the humor comes from the clash between the universe and him

antagonist: *explains his nuanced motivations in a way that makes you almost  empathize with his position. truly, this world is not black and white and merely shades of gray-*

Duke Nukem: BLOW IT OUT YER ASS *kicks him in the balls hard enough to kill him*