bogleech:

asafruca:

yelnatszeroni:

frogmp3:

buckakke:

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

the bar is at the earth’s core 

literally fuck you to hell tumblr

This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while

dikubutto:

val-ritz:

so i was talking to my grandmother about old-school video games
and she was all

“y’know there was one game i used to play, and it had like a maze, and it was underground, and there was a guy in first person and he had a weapon”

so knowing her penchant for puzzle games, i started guessing like myst, or legend of grimrock

so we start hunting through these 90’s-era games featuring dungeon crawls.

turns out. it was not a puzzle game. it was nothing close to a puzzle game. apparently, in the mid-90s, my grandmother would sit down and play fucking Wolfenstein 3D and listen to AC/DC for like hours on end.

Au contraire, the puzzle was “how to kill Nazis” and the answer was “use gun”

your-raifu-is-shit:

werewulf-in-midgard:

is-nomine-vacans:

lexingt0n:

hugboxchainsaw:

cisnowflake:

coffeeandspentbrass:

Warhammer Dawn of War 3 is on sale for 10 bucks right now, just sayin.

Isn’t it like…bad?

Yes. It’s a MOBA pretending to be an RTS and the developers abandoned support when no one bought it. Get Dawn of War 1 and expansions instead and mod the hell out of Soulstorm for a better experience.

Just download ultimate apocalypse for soulstorm I know I have a much better experience

don’t give those scamers any money please. They’ve taken enough from us…

Dawn of War 3 is an abomination that Must be purged from this earth.

If it was legal I would hang every single person on the development team to cleanse them of their sins.

Jesus, that bad? I mean I’ve heard plenty about it not being as good as the first two but…

It was shit. You know how half the fun of a MOBA is the tight control of a single, unique character?

Imagine that, except instead you’re in charge of the AI cannon fodder.

onion-souls:

The year is 2853.

All information has been digitized.

All printed material was lost in Fontaine’s Twin Burnings.

I belong to a monastic order dedicated to preserving knowledge of the Unburnt World, a cybermonk meditating on the digital abyss.

It is impossible to research anything, for every image and description of every historical person, thing, place, and concept has been replaced with that of an anime waifu.

Any attempt to dig past this waifuwall results in twenty thousand moe AI spirits calling me a cuck

This is my story.

A Canticle for Weebowitz.