Sometimes I think about how the heroic spirit ritual was originally a magical ritual meant to summon 7 spirits to act as guardians / protectors meant to cooperate against a single enemy and then Zouken / the Makiri saw this and thought “Hmmm. Sounds more like a ritual to conjure us some disposable HUMAN SACRIFICES” and did just that, thus confusing magi as to the real purpose of heroic spirits for a thousand years.
Then comes Gudao/Gudako who has absolutely no idea what they’re doing but accidentally restores the ritual to its original purpose of conjuring defenders, except instead of 7 they summon 283843840984239709481047381247234709473587093 of them and also use them to run a chocolate factory, explore haunted hotels, and drive dragons towards extinction for their teeth.
People have the nerve… the audacity… to put having the hots for The Shape of Water’s River God/Asset and Venom on the same level as having the hots for Pennywise. How dare they. The gall. I have to put my foot down and say the Asset/River God is a literal Romantic Lead and Venom is an antihero while Pennywise eats children. There’s a difference goddammit.
hey. just saying that i found… okay this is a lot to.. explain. its fetish porn. hyper claw fetish porn to be specific. like character with absurdly long claws. so yeah. hyper claw fetish porn of… some sort of humanoid version of thomas the tank engine.
IM NOT FUCKING JOKING
we were all having a peaceful day nearly void of terror
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