“Animals don’t go to war because they’re cinnamon rolls unlike ebil humans uwu” Check-fucking-mate Linda, cephalopods are having trench warfare in the ocean.
They’re literally in the shell age
So…they’re shelling each other?
*takes a long drag on a shitty cigarette* war is shell
No matter how dense you may think you are, you can take solace in the fact that you will never, ever miss the point of a work of art as hard as that guy did.
A well known strategist during an age of the warring states period. At first appearance, she looks just a beautiful lady with a delicate smile, but she is famous about her masterpiece, The Art of War. But, she says she is a pacifist. The reason of writing the book was to spread all the strategies so that people don’t fight each other.