Tumblr refugee

no3schofield:

now-youre-cool:

Superheroes Aren’t Real, But Laws Are

Ah yes the old “man who has no need for a firearm who believes you shouldn’t have one either” argument.

libertarirynn:

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.

Failed cons that rest in the shade of a ball pit.

I watched protests to bring back the nested post layout. I saw pornbots evolve to outsmart the spam filters while cat videos were marked as porn.

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to die.

z-nogyrop:

z-nogyrop:

imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to

and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they’re like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they’re offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.

and like, salad isn’t even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn’t have to be fancy salad, they’ll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we’re practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we’re protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it’s basically paradise compared to life on earth

imagine

now realize that this is what bees have done to us

not-a-fed:

dickdefeater:

what-is-fanart-even:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

mr karp i don’t feel so good

i forgot that the guy’s name who first made this website’s name was david karp i thought you misspelled mr. krabs but i didn’t want you to feel bad

jwustin:

i don’t really give a shit about this tumblr being removed from the app store thing but above all i am really glad this is happening now and not in 2011 so i don’t have to scroll past some “PSA: TUMBLR HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE APP STORE!” “oh HELL NO!!! Dr who fandom grab your tardises!!!” “*50 gif reaction images of the supernatural guy looking pissed off” type of shit

plutoniarch:

crazyclowntime:

lntelligent:

“Not All Men” you’re right. Kevin Spacey would never do this

As it turns out, Kevin Spacey would in fact do this

This fuckin aged like milk

snakegay:

2015: glitch that basically let people fuck with post formatting and everything looked like this

2018: staff ignored the spambot problem for like years at this point and the app was removed from the app store as a result of the site being absolutely fucking laden with spambots, which finally motivated them to do something about it, resulting in a hastily made protocol to detect bots utterly failing and deleting half of the sites userbase

starryyyeyesss:

starryyyeyesss:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

spending time with you is like floating in the ocean

FUCKING TERRIFYING

THERES SOMETHING BRUSHING UP AGAINST MY LEG AND I WANNA GO HOME