mikestillneedsadrink:

Gun grabbers are ridiculous in general but Tumblr gun grabbers are the most absurd. You have a mass of pro illegal immigration shoplifters that indulge in recreational drugs advocating for police to conduct door to door searches. This is in between rounds of accusing police of conducting murder, rape, and specifically targeting minorities.

onlymollygibson:

roboticsappreciationsociety:

What if you intentionally put in one squeaky floorboard and tell your regulars that if they squeak it, their first drink costs 10% extra, then only new people who don’t know the rule will step on it and familiars will avoid it.

Did… did you just write an algorithm for human behavior? Because that is exactly what I would expect from a robot appreciation Tumblr.