starjeweled-alpenglow:

artbymoga:

curlicuecal:

joulssance:

i love one (1) disaster wizard

It’s a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you don’t eventually pull the door. And afterwards, no matter what the damage was, you’ll have a working cabinet, whatever plates you could salvage, and a place to start putting new plates.

Reblogging for that comment ^

Hats off for negative jokes turned to wholesome posts

pianopadawan:

forcedintostarwars:

At the age of 19 Padme Amidala was the queen of a planet and had already saved her people from total crisis

At the age of 19 Anakin Skywalker was married and a general in a galaxy wide war and was considered to be one of the most powerful Jedi in history

At the age of 19 Leia Organa was a senator in the imperial senate as well as a leader and spy for the Rebellion

At the age of 19 Luke was making vroom vroom noises with his toy planes

I love him so much

Reblog if you empathize with Luke

At Luke’s age of 19, Uncle Owen established the longest record of holding back the tidal forces of Skywalker bullshit, besting the previous record of 22 minutes set by Obi Wan Kenobi

meco-official:

nightsarmament:

meco-official:

gruene-teufel:

meco-official:

I read somewhere recently that you don’t need to double space after a period now, and that it was just to compensate for typewriters or some such. I physically can’t not double space after a period.

I haven’t double-spaced after a period since MS Word 2003 was still in use. Everyone I know doesn’t do it

I’m… an old man now…

I haven’t double spaced after a period since high school

What kind of old people were teaching me how to type

aggrokawaii:

that sound from down with the sickness but he goes “uwu-u-u-ooh” instead

beemojis:

beemojis:

heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat

sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed between four to six hours ago. these claims are still under investigation.

cerebralzero:

mossyoakswampdonkey:

Citizens of a free country shouldn’t have to choose between marijuana and firearms just because the government says so.

There is legit no reason why using legal cannabis should deprive someone of their right to keep and bear arms.

The ATF is full of troglodytes.

mostlyjudson:

a-ffection:

tilthat:

TIL A new British owl sanctuary was opened in 2009 just to house all the pet owls abandoned by Harry Potter fans

via reddit.com

We need to oppress the Harry Potter fans more

Rich white kids have short attention spans. Bc buying owls over a book is exactly the typa shit white people do.

agripinaafalls:

xandertarbert:

nomadactual:

viesti3:

kazucrash:

onedoomedspacemarine:

kawaiite-mage:

why are moms so afraid of Doom turning their kids into devil-worshippers. like, Doom has a pretty strong anti-demon message to it

One of the devs of the original 1993 game is a mormon with that exact position.

That would be Sandy Petersen.

Nice

“You kill demons to save the World.”

“That’s devil worship.”

“Lady….you cut in half demons with a chainsaw. It’s not worshipping anything but the chainsaws frankly.”

Terry Pratchett’s view on Doom:

“Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil… prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon…”