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nintendowiimote:

shogas:

gottfriedvonleibniz:

how the fuck is this even real

it looks like ridely and isabelle are snake and cloud’s fursona’s

If i knew like 5% less about video games and you tried to tell me which of these characters were named Snake and Cloud and which ones were named Ridley and Isabelle i would NOT believe you

mk-ultra-armory:

Now that’s a proper operating set up right there.

moonlandingwasfaked:

shittycryptids:

fat snake

DELETE YOUR BLOG OP

eva-420:

chefpyro:

this is worded like he dressed up like that to satisfy kojima’s soldier kink

he did

nyc-conservative:

Let’s get used to the idea that some discomfort is a good thing when trying to improve yourself and your habits. Dieting is uncomfortable. Quitting a bad habit is uncomfortable. Working on yourself is uncomfortable. Stop conflating self care with only comfort. Sometimes the best self care is uncomfortable.

september-before-a-rainfall:

chromolume:

september-before-a-rainfall:

chromolume:

with my school teachers it was like “omg they’re so cool i wanna be their friend!” but with university lecturers it’s like “they’re endearing and i love them like cats but are they okay because i think they know too much about 18th century german literature to survive in the world”

what, you can’t know who friedrich schiller is and also change a tire?

literally no

this would have worked better if I personally knew how to change a tire

teamgalactica:

alparlaboratories:

teamgalactica:

alparlaboratories:

teamgalactica:

valquita:

teamgalactica:

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

so, a vampire?

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

Is it your blood?

it is blood, yes

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood