spcrash:

Bowsette cosplay by Ladybeard. Some great stuff right here.

thyrell:

natural–blues:

That’s actually a wise move that many people do practice. Don’t have enough job experience, but need it to get the job? Put yourself down as having had experience in a position in a company that is no longer in business, especially if it closed years ago. They literally have no way of verifying this (do not do this for chains wherein only the store closed, but not the chain). It’s a good way to fluff up your resume, just make sure you put down a position wherein you used skills you already have.

For instance, you can say you were a Personal Assistant – typing, data entry, responding to emails, taking phone calls. 

Or you were an entry level cashier/customer service worker. Retraining is simple at that point.

Need brief training on that, so that you can say you literally were trained?

All for free, just sign up with Alison. Takes 2 seconds to login with your google account, and then you can take some open courseware. Open University is another good place to go for good business acumen courses.

• Typing
• Microsoft Excel
• Basics of Customer Service
• Microsoft Word
• Human Resources Basics
• Business Writing
• Basic Business Internet
• Acting like a Manager
• Project Management
• Quality Assurance
• Basic Hospitality
• Risk Management
• Effective Business Communication
• Google Apps for Business
• Food Safety

Seriously, Alison is amazing. Most courses are only around an hour or so long, and you can say you have some knowledge or some experience in these things… because you do. 

carnival-phantasm:

surprisebitch:

when you need to be at comic con by 5 but voting polls close at 4

There is no con, that’s just how it be in Brazil

tangarang:

dogjpeg:

dogjpeg:

moe anime girls are brachycephalic that’s why they make those shallow snuffly snorty breathing sounds when they get excited or do any kind of physical activity

I’m watching Clannad and the moe brachycephalic hypothesis could also explain why the girls have such dazed movements, slow soft voices, and glazed over eyes. They just aren’t getting enough oxygen to their brain.

selective breeding has rendered moes biological abominations