The fact that the ST in ST AR-15 stands for Spike’s Tactical is hilarious to me, since they’re kinda the edgy douchebros of the AR-15 world, what with all the novelty lower receivers like this (and the skulls and the Spartan helmets)
And of course her backup weapon is a Pipe Hitter’s Union themed ST gun because we needed an Edgy Veteran t-shirt company to be involved. Although, admittedly, the idea of AR-15 running around in this t-shirt is also hilarious
Especially because her personality is both exactly what I assume people wearing/using that shit have as a personality.
Y’all fake ass hoes on tumblr keep saying “oh, I hate murder!” and “torture? yikes!!!” but when Elizabeth Báthory decides to pursue an idol career instead of bathing in the blood of virgins do you stan her? Do you even show any support? No, you don’t!
ancient greek 1: alright my dude we have just finished this pretty cool temple to dionysus ancient greek 2: right on my man ancient greek 1: feels like it’s missing something tho ancient greek 2: hmmm ancient greek 1: hmmm ancient greek 2: how about a couple of colossal phalloi ancient greek 1: a couple of what ancient greek 2: some giant dick statues, gods like that right? ancient greek 1: ancient greek 2: and maybe we could put some cool pictures on the front. like maybe a chicken with a dick for a neck ancient greek 1: ancient greek 2: ancient greek 1: we better get started on this agathon, because as soon as we’re done with these giant dicks i’m building a temple to you