kineticpenguin:

The fact that the ST in ST AR-15 stands for Spike’s Tactical is hilarious to me, since they’re kinda the edgy douchebros of the AR-15 world, what with all the novelty lower receivers like this (and the skulls and the Spartan helmets)

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And of course her backup weapon is a Pipe Hitter’s Union themed ST gun because we needed an Edgy Veteran t-shirt company to be involved. Although, admittedly, the idea of AR-15 running around in this t-shirt is also hilarious

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Especially because her personality is both exactly what I assume people wearing/using that shit have as a personality.

thoodleoo:

ancient greek 1: alright my dude we have just finished this pretty cool temple to dionysus
ancient greek 2: right on my man
ancient greek 1: feels like it’s missing something tho
ancient greek 2: hmmm
ancient greek 1: hmmm
ancient greek 2: how about a couple of colossal phalloi
ancient greek 1: a couple of what
ancient greek 2: some giant dick statues, gods like that right?
ancient greek 1:
ancient greek 2:
and maybe we could put some cool pictures on the front. like maybe a chicken with a dick for a neck
ancient greek 1:
ancient greek 2:
ancient greek 1: we better get started on this agathon, because as soon as we’re done with these giant dicks i’m building a temple to you