donate to my kickstarter so i can build a time machine and
get julius caesar addicted to hentai
seduce cleopatra
“oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?” you might ask because you’re a moron. it’s simple: i’m 6′2″ and i’m fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6′2″ is unreasonably gigantically tall in the BC times.
so cleopatra will be like “a giant? AND he’s got stretch marks?” and she’ll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body
then i will live in royalty for the rest of my days. kickstarter backers will have their names written in my tomb, baffling archaeologists for centuries to come.
My favorite part of this is that OP didn’t feel the need to explain how he’d get Julius Caesar addicted to hentai.
like even if we take the ‘promotes rape culture’ argument seriously
You are literally the soccer moms of the 90′s screaming at DOOM for promoting satanism
the rape is displayed as a terrible thing, the women are visibly traumatized by it, the perpetrators are literally deemed less than human for this and rightfully slaughtered. the entire reason of the scene is to dehumanize the goblins. to give you a reason to hate them, as Goblin Slayer does.
The title could be Rapist Slayer and y’all would still be saying it promotes rape culture
that being said; dropping it solely because it has that amount of sexual violence? completely fair and reasonable. have the personal responsibility to acknowledge that certain forms of media are bad for your health and avoid it, if possible.
I’ve avoided watching it forever just because I know the ending and feel like that might ruin it for me, but fuck it, I’m gonna watch “The Wicker Man” (1973)
An extremely serious and solemn Catholic finding himself surrounded by horny and frivolous heathens with strange customs is oddly analogous to me logging on to this website
How has this only gotten more relevant since I posted it
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