barfyscorpion:

wildarcy:

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

  • “Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 
  • “Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 
  • “We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“
  • “Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“
  • “On April 19th, I made bread.“
  • I have buggered men.“

  • “If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“
  • “It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“
  • “Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“
  • “Epaphra is not good at ball games.”
  • “Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“
  • “Secundus likes to screw boys.“

I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.

soyoumusik:

hezascarlet:

uglynb:

soyoumusik:

jillibags:

soyoumusik:

Dear college bound friends,

Please do not start your essay with “Music has always been a big part of my life.” I get it. It’s the start of every. single, fricken, essay. And I know I probably made the same mistakes when I was writing mine. 

Love, 

A College Admissions Counselor

Can I start it with “dude bro. Music is the bomb digity.” ?

Honestly, you wouldn’t be the first person. I had a student start an essay with “Ball is life” and they got a scholarship so…

I am incredibly curious as to why a college admissions officer has a tumblr

Shouldn’t we be worried that a college admission officer HAS a tumblr??

0122358:

Hellp me geardos of gunblr

Ive got a plate carrier. It’s not slick so i wanna set it up as a basic home defense rig and training set up for popular ranges/training classes. Dont expect to use this in a end of the world set up. More as a shelter in place or from A to B.

Need a way to carry the obvious ammo (rifle/pistol) and medical. It’s got the swift clip system so i can use chest rigs but im not sure if i should go with a rig like Spritus/HSP or just buy a bunch of specific pouches.

If i buy specific pouches then down the road as i train in the PC and find out what works and what doesn’t ill end up spending more money on new pouches while if i go with a detachable chest rig i can go with one and done. Both will initially cost the same pretty much.

What say y’all?

This is where Condor and their like are fantastic.  You can get softgoods like pouches pretty cheap, and they’ll work well enough to shake down your gear setup.  Once you’ve figured out a setup that you like, get the good stuff.

Otherwise you may spend a couple hundred bucks on a rig that’s fantastic material and design wise, but doesn’t work for you.

yitan:

terrible-monster-girl-ideas:

chaoswolf1982:

supermarioadvance4:

icarusninja23:

doctor strange: the infinity stones are extremely powerful artifacts that when combined can give its wielded ultimate power

peter parker: oh so like the chaos emeralds?

tony stark: please shut the fuck up

Am I wrong, or does this panel, by having him immediately understand the reference, kindamaybesorta suggest Doom is a gamer?

I mean, where d’ya think he got the name from?

Dr. Doom is a huge Dork for games and sci-fi