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kompanie-mutter:

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

this is scientific evidence that porn makes you stupider

exigetspersonal:

iignatz:

peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

cant believe we’ll never know who ended homophobia because he was anon

Reblogging for these tags

biff-donderglutes:

thecringeandwincefactory:

tilthat:

TIL that you technically COULD stop a hurricane by shooting at it, if you had ~5000 machine guns firing constantly into the wind for 24 hours straight.

via reddit.com

DO NOT DO THIS, AMERICA.

TRY AND STOP ME MOTHERFUCKER I HAVE ROUGHLY FIVE THOUSAND MACHINEGUNS WITH ENOUGH AMMUNITION TO FIRE FOR 24 HOURS STRAIGHT

zsnes:

mycologicalsociety:

woke up to my neighbor screaming “louder please, alexa!” and now ring of fire by johnny cash is positively Blasting through the morning air

sagihairius:

my hot topic cashier had big buttons that said “ask me about my fursona” and “submissive” on his lanyard but no name tag because thats just too personal i guess