uss-edsall:

“… so when you spray the mirror don’t just let it sit there, get a towel out and wipe until it’s dry”

three sailors, simultaneously: “oh THAT is how you do it!”

I had to teach soldiers how to do their own laundry. After babbling some shit at me earlier that day about how they were “grown-ass men”.

Fucking clean the lint screens you shitheads.

cute-is-right:

Source

celticpyro:

dummy-phantom:

celticpyro:

phoenixavalon:

darrenhasmyheart:

The Bachelor/Bachelorette is such a weird concept to me like how do they date like 20 people? I can’t even hang out with more than four friends at once.

@markhamillz @sothisisthehobbit

It’s basically the concept of a harem anime as a reality TV show.

You can’t say that

I arrive in ancient Pompeii

lierdumoa:

macdicilla:

ghost-hermione:

macdicilla:

Dick: out

Second, smaller dick: out

Third, rear-facing dick: out

I am not forcibly removed from anywhere because I am an important good luck and protection dick

*pompeii is forcibly removed from the face of the earth*

Pompeii @Vesuvius: Must you kinkshame me in my own bay of Naples?

FINALLY A RESPONSE TO THIS PHOTO WORTH REBLOGGING

sindri42:

michaelpoe:

zoreta:

This is an actual, legit problem in Russia.

Kronotsky Nature Reserve, like most nature reserves, is pretty remote and relies on gas generators for electricity, and keeps jet fuel around in case a rescue copter is needed.

Thing is, these gas drums are just out in the open. And then the bears found them, and discovered that huffing the fumes got them high to the point of passing out. So now there are all these bears addicted to huffing jet fuel, and they’re teaching it to each other.

One one hand, nobody wants bears addicted to huffing highly flammable, toxic crap. It’s not healthy or safe for the bears to just pass out.

On the other, remove the jet fuel… and you have a population of bears going through drug withdrawal, and a bunch of nature reserve workers stuck with them in the middle of nowhere. Additionally, bears have started seeking alternate sources, like trailing behind a helicopter in hopes of fuel leaks, so taking away their source might be… ill advised.

This one of the most Russian things I’ve ever read.

Second World Problems.

lord-dio-official:

breadblogguy:

thesupernatrologist:

just-shower-thoughts:

The opposite of “mansplain” is “womanipulate”

I would like to point out the inherent misogyny in this post.

Then it would also make sense to point out the inherent misandry in the term “mansplain”.

Did someone ‘womanipulate’ the conversation away from the actual topic? And then someone mansplained it back?

cerebralzero:

kiriblob:

how many people will have to die for america to do something?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Vintage 2015 groupthink

Niice

Haven’t seen any of this all day.

Haven’t found this one in a while.

thes3nator:

tipofthescepter:

aka-maayan:

thecolossalennui:

prokopetz:

To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.

oompa loompa doopity dare

the court finds you breached your duty of care

oompa loompa doopity disk

that’s what the courts call assumption of risk

oompa loompa doopity do

only a partial judgment for you

Oompa loompa doopity doubt,

The rest of the class action lawsuit is hereby…

(SLAM) (SLAM)

THROWNITY OUT!

lightresist:

Dmitriy Rabochiy

kinghoagieofhoagiemountain:

Imma be real here, how many of these fandom blogs posting about gun control ACTUALLY give a shit about what you’re writing in response to their totally just brownie point bait vague political post?

I don’t want to sit through 15 responses to “transpixieprincess” and “voltroncharacteronaprideflag” about you making me read some Art of War length shit about everything that we all know damn well that blog won’t actually read.