Do you ever draw a whole dick?
Naw. I can never finish a whole dick by myself, I always have to get a box and take the leftovers home.
And then I forget about it and it just sits in the fridge for a week and gets all moldy.
End up just throwing it away. Waste of a good dick.
There are starving children in Africa…
This is legitimately the most horrifying tweet I’ve seen in a long time
Superman’s only weakness outside of magic and kryptonite is a hard spanking from daddy
“[Superman] being spanked by President Eisenhower”… a sentence I never expected to read… and now rather wish I hadn’t.
And Ike looks damn excited to be slapping some Kryptonian buttocks.
Welp.
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