— An untranslatable Norwegian word, utelpis is defined as the pleasure of enjoying a cold beer outside, preferably on a warm day. Utelpis is an anticipated ritual once spring and summer set in after the harsh winter. Summer is the ideal season for utelpis. (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
oh lmao stupid the translation in english would be
Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there weren’t any other kids in the store or shoppers for that matter and the girl helping me said she was glad to here it was for me as she collects some plushies and has her own bulbasaur.
Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go
And I didn’t know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like “you’re gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right here” and pointed to his forehead
So I was like “awe cute yeah that sounds good” (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )
and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like “alright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!”
And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying “I don’t know why they didn’t think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know it”
So all in all this was the best build a bear experience I’ve had since I was a little kid and I love my fat, cotton candy scented, anally inclined bulbasaur to pieces
Every time I see this post I cant stop fucking laughing
konichiwa, i am airsoft-sama, but you can call me airsoft-kun (hehe) I am american from california who cannot legally own a sword so i must hone my skills of the blade on the airsoft battlefield. i call it airsoft kata-jutsu and i can deflect BBs with my custom polymer blade (it has to be orange so nobody thinks its real) while I charge my foes and cut them down with lethal precision.,,.. should we cross paths on the battlefield…,, I hope we fight well
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