pyronoid-d:

rifleweeb:

kineticpenguin:

AR-15: Y’know, Sangvis don’t really seem good at fighting, but they never really completely surrender either.

M16A1: Put down that fucking milkshake and dig a fuckin’ hole.

AR-15: Why, so I can be more like the teacher’s pet?

M16A1: Yeah, that’s exactly it. You should be more like SOPMOD.

AR-15: More like SOPMOD? MORE LIKE SOPMOD!?

*camera pans over to reveal SOPMOD-II digging a literal foxhole using her hands like a dog*

UMP9: Hey. There’s kids holding hands.

UMP45: Oh cute. Don’t shoot ‘em, Nine.

xenodile:

genderflaccid:

pyronoid-d:

imagine if you went into a Burger King and all the staff behind the register were perfectly identical and also they were all formerly literal built-for-combat war machines

A burger king full of IDW….

Actually it’s the other way ‘round. All the Griffin & Kruger T-dolls that the player interacts with are civilian models that have been retrofitted for combat, which is why they’re all so eccentric and unique.

Imagine walking into a military base and being greeted by a platoon of costumed theme park employees.

all-hail-trudos:

gjallarhornallewerk:

all-hail-trudos:

Girls Frontline is officially my gateway into Gun Culture.

But I’m a Canadian with useless-ass gun control laws. Send help.

(And maybe a couple gun magazines. The paper kind. Though I’m not going to turn down free ammo/ammo holders if they show up on my door step)

May surprise you, but Canadian gun laws actually make it easier to get certain guns than in the US.  And if you’re looking for a good magazine, check out Recoil.

…that does actually surprise me. That’s hilarious actually XD And I might need to give this a look

It’s mostly due to import laws. You can get Russian and Chinese guns more easily. On the flip side, banned guns are a bit more arbitrary.